Manliness increased by 2
Dad Humor increased by 5
Sneeze Volume increased by 7 decibels
Ability to Relate to Kids decreased by 1
Need to Buy Lottery Tickets increased by 2
New joke unlocked: “Hi Bored, I’m dad!”
New ability available for purchase: Power Sneeze
I love how he tries to play it cool after he spazes out a little bit.
IT’S SO CUTE IM REBLOGGING TWICE
it’s otterly adorable
Difference between people in person and on the internet.
"youre old enough to make appointments yourself now"
Graphs throughout your school career.